Post by Maegor on Jul 29, 2017 18:42:04 GMT
The Virgin Mary Accords
"A Song of Dragons and Cactuars"
Something Fancy
White and Maroon make a sort of pink, and pink is a pretty nice color.
One - Sovereignty
The signatories agree that, whilst llamas and dragons should indeed be granted equal citizenship, said llamas and dragons should not be permitted to wander across state lines.
Two - Non-Aggression
The signatories agree that killing each other is probably not a good thing and should be avoided.
Three - Espionage
The signatories agree not to look at each other's stuff, but, if we learn something that has to do with the other, we'll be sure to @ them.
Four - Military and Financial Assistance
The signatories agree that, although they are not obligated to pew-pew for one another, mutual laser-pointer-fun-time is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
Five - Cancellation
The signatories agree to provide 73 and one half-hours advance notice should they decide that they don’t like each other anymore.
Signed for The Freehold,
Maegor of the House Targaryen -- Diadoch of The Freehold
DaarioNaharis -- Dragonlord of Military Affairs
Defiance -- Dragonlord of Foreign Affairs
Rocket23 -- Dragonlord of Internal Affairs
Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance,
Lord Cactuar:
Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.
Floridian Council,
Cactimus Prime, b[RIA]n, did not provide a signature but can just use Kaiser Hanssen's Reichskanzlerin, Reichsminister of Internal Affairs, Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Maroon Team Senator, The Originator of the Oop, Quiter of Government, Hero of the RIA, Insomniac of Nordland, Kippah Wearer, The One Who Talks To Herself, Is It Kaiser, Kaiser Hanssen, or Hanssen Answerer, writer of the titles that are just a little longer than the ones Mogar gave her for this treaty counting total word count and not word count for the actual individuals
Gigantuar New "pay no attention to the robot behind the curtain" Reverie!, Robot, Red Senator Emeritus, Black Senator Emeritus, Future Maroon Senator, Reason for Carbon Copy Message system (YOUR WELCOME), Reason for 2000 click limit (SORRY), Poster of Walls of Text, Needer of a better signature
Funktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, The Mogarsphere Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, Radio host extraordinare, degenerate rogue barbarian man, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, Hanssen wrote most of this treaty I just sort of copypasted but I doubt anyone will even read this, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge.